OMFG! hehehehehe.
Well, today something soooooooo funny happened that I can't even contain it!
Okay.. My friend (Sausage) and I were swinging on the swings (DUH?!) and this weird little girl just starts pushing Sausage. And I am laughing soo hard so Sausage goes.. go push her (pointing to me) and than I point to Sausage and go "No, push her." This goes on for a very long time. Now, this girl will grab your butt and push you... and once she pinched my butt and her finger went under my butt. Yea.. weird. I felt very violated.. any who! So, this little girl walks away and we start swinging again and I go to Sausage "She should push.. Let's call her Wetslinger.. you'll find out why. So, Sausage tells the little girl to push Wetslinger. And Wetslinger is already going really high and the little girl goes and tries to push her and Wetslinger almost kicks in her in the face. Now that isn't all. Wetslinger is a spaz so she freaks out and as she goes up and she is in the air.. she slides out of her seat and she is just holding on for her dear life. She slows down and her head is like caught in the seat. By this time I am laughing my ass off. It hurt so bad but I couldn't stop. I was literally on the ground. The best part was her face was as red as hell and it looked like she was saying ' FUCK!! AHHHH! What the crap? *cry cry cry*" My friend and I were laughing sooo hard. But no, it gets better. My friend and I are about to pee our pants when Wetslinger ( this is just about to make more sense) PEES HER PANTS! It wasn't "I'm about to pee" It was "Oh crap, I just peed!" We start to go inside and (this is all during school) we go to eat for lunch and I'm still laughing soo hard. We notice though that Wetslinger (get it? She wet her pants and slid out of a swing??) was wearing one of my friends jackets and there was wet stains on it. Eww. I was laughing and trying not to pee my pants. I also was just picturing this in slow motion. The thing is she peed than her head slid and touched the swing.. so her head touched her pee.....
Mother effing hysterical! It really doesn't get better than that!
~JaImE~ <3
